When I googled my name, or a derivation of it, I found out I was a drug-using, gun-hiding dentist in Washington.
http://www.seattlepi.com/specials/dentists/243117_slow26.asp
BARRY GROSSER
Despite heroin use, his license was not promptly suspended
On May 19, 2003, Barry Grosser told a department investigator he was using 1.5 grams of heroin a day, and had been using heroin for the past year and a half. Grosser also admitted he’d kept guns in the office. According to the investigator’s report, Grosser opened a safe that contained three assault rifles and two semiautomatic handguns.
Though experts from other states said a dentist with a daily heroin habit should be immediately suspended, Washington's dental board did not suspend Grosser's license at the time. Instead, the investigator wrote that staff told Grosser "it would be to his advantage not to see any more patients starting now." According to documents, Grosser agreed to stop seeing patients. He said he agreed to enroll in the state's substance abuse treatment program for dentists.
Grosser said he didn't see any more patients after being told not to, but an office worker said that he did, state documents show.
Grosser said he has completed two three-month rehab stints and is in recovery. He said he has not used heroin since May 2003. His license is currently suspended, but he hopes to return to work soon.
Unfortunately, my own site is only found on the second page. Make sure you check up on your name. Yahoo didn't even list it.